Oct 29, 2005, 04:31 PM // 16:31
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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Dihydrogen Monoxide crisis
Dihydrogen Monoxide is a substance we should all be concerned about.
It's a chemical used in many settings including the manufacture of styrofoam and is even a byproduct of nuclear power plants. Today it has become prevalent in our water supply - and it is a fact that high concentrations of it exists in just about every reservior and lake in America and Europe. It's prevalent in pesticides - and it can't even be washed out from the fruits and vegetables you bring home.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is known to cause exessive sweating, urination. It affects the kidneys mainly but can affect blood pressure and electrolyte balance of the human body.
We need to do something about this before it gets out of hand.
*FYI - Dihydrogen Monoxide = H20 (i.e. water)
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Oct 29, 2005, 05:42 PM // 17:42
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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LOL, didn't someone mention this dangerous chemical to some fruitcake environmentalist who took it serioiusly LMAO then they realised it was just water ROFL.
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Oct 29, 2005, 05:45 PM // 17:45
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: BAY AREA
Profession: W/Mo
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LMAO good one, thank god i pay attention in chem class, i wasnt fooled cause i understood the title. damn prefixes chapter 7
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Oct 29, 2005, 05:49 PM // 17:49
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
Dihydrogen Monoxide is a substance we should all be concerned about.
It's a chemical used in many settings including the manufacture of styrofoam and is even a byproduct of nuclear power plants. Today it has become prevalent in our water supply - and it is a fact that high concentrations of it exists in just about every reservior and lake in America and Europe. It's prevalent in pesticides - and it can't even be washed out from the fruits and vegetables you bring home.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is known to cause exessive sweating, urination. It affects the kidneys mainly but can affect blood pressure and electrolyte balance of the human body.
We need to do something about this before it gets out of hand.
*FYI - Dihydrogen Monoxide = H20 (i.e. water)
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Funny thing...the advert above your thread (for me at least) reads:
"You know anyone who suffers from Alzheimers?"
Ironic
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Oct 29, 2005, 06:05 PM // 18:05
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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AAAAHHHH!!!! STUPID FORMULA NAMES! WHY COULDNT THEY STICK WITH CALLING WATER...um...DIHYDROGEN OXIDE!!! really, the monoxide part doesnt make much sense.
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Oct 29, 2005, 06:06 PM // 18:06
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Lady Fie
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sapporo
Guild: Tha Skulls [Ts]
Profession: D/W
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Old as the hills.
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Oct 29, 2005, 06:08 PM // 18:08
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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The more I read this thread, the more I realize that I hate being just 11 years old, unable to recognize chemicals unless their chemical abbreviation is mentioned, and the worst part is...I'M STILL IN 7TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 29, 2005, 06:10 PM // 18:10
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Rosette
Old as the hills.
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LMAO your one-liners are the shizznit
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Oct 29, 2005, 06:20 PM // 18:20
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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I just remembered that the first time I saw the message I thought the world was going to end...lol .
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Oct 29, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Great Southwest
Guild: Shadowstorm Mercenaries
Profession: E/
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I loved chemistry when I was in school. I had a teacher who made it a point to blow something up everyday in class. Sure kept our attention.
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Oct 29, 2005, 11:02 PM // 23:02
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Journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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go Xue. that was pretty good. i actually thought that the governent was screwing us over again, until i realized what DIhydrogen MONOxide meant....
hahah, nice one.
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Oct 30, 2005, 12:54 AM // 00:54
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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I wish I had visited the forums earlier - I drank a whole bottle of dihydrogen monoxide today! *gasp* I'd better get to the hospital
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Oct 30, 2005, 01:10 AM // 01:10
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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I hate to break this to you but there's no known cure for Dihydrogen Monoxide poisoning ...
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Oct 30, 2005, 01:11 AM // 01:11
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I Hate Everything
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: N/W
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What about urination?
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Oct 30, 2005, 01:20 AM // 01:20
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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good idea.
(for a second there I thought you were suggesting that drinking urine was a cure ...)
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Oct 30, 2005, 01:23 AM // 01:23
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Academy Page
Join Date: May 2005
Guild: Gutts ANd Glory [GaG]
Profession: E/Me
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i remenebr my scinece teacher doing that.. for you people who don't know it
dihydrogen Monooxide=H2O=Water
Great joke print nit off here http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/dhmo.htm
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Oct 30, 2005, 02:06 AM // 02:06
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#17
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Sir
Join Date: May 2005
Location: The Uk
Guild: Burnt Absolution
Profession: W/E
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I don't gettit..
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Oct 30, 2005, 02:08 AM // 02:08
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I Hate Everything
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: N/W
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
good idea.
(for a second there I thought you were suggesting that drinking urine was a cure ...)
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Haha, only time I ever heard of anybody drinking urine for some sort of benifit was when they were facing dehydration.
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Oct 30, 2005, 02:49 AM // 02:49
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Frost Gate Guardian
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Haha, only time I ever heard of anybody drinking urine for some sort of benifit was when they were facing dehydration.
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I'd drive my head into the ground before I did that.
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Oct 30, 2005, 02:53 AM // 02:53
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I Hate Everything
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: N/W
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pyrohex
I'd drive my head into the ground before I did that.
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*Pisses into a cup and raises it above his head* Cheers!
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